One Liners
Welcome to our One Liners collection, where we showcase the power of brevity in comedy. A perfect one-liner delivers maximum humor with minimum words—a complete joke packaged in a single, punchy sentence that hits your funny bone before you even realize what happened.
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The art of the one-liner requires precision, timing, and the ability to create a complete comedic arc in just a few words. From classic comedians like Rodney Dangerfield and Steven Wright to contemporary wits on social media, masters of the one-liner demonstrate how a single sentence can contain an entire world of humor.
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"I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you...'"
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"My wife told me I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward."
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"I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me."
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