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An apple a day keeps the doctor away....

At least it does if you throw it hard enough.

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The joke twists the famous saying by taking "keeps away" literally — throwing the apple at the doctor! The original proverb originated in 1860s Wales as "Eat an apple on going to bed, and you'll keep the doctor from earning his bread." Americans later shortened it to the catchier version we know today, though there's limited scientific evidence that apples alone have such powerful health benefits.