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Dad Jokes

So bad, they're good.

What Makes a Dad Joke?

A regular joke wants you to laugh. A dad joke doesn't care if you laugh, it just wants credit for trying. The formula is simple: take a perfectly normal sentence, twist one word until it barely still makes sense, then deliver the whole thing with total confidence like you didn't just ruin dinner. Bonus points if it's accompanied by a wink, a pause for effect, or the phrase "get it?".

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Illustration for the onion crying dad joke

How do you keep yourself from crying when cutting an onion?

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Punchline

Don't form an emotional bond!

Illustration for the Budweiser dad joke

How do you make Budweiser?

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Punchline

Send him to school!

Illustration for the skeleton fight dad joke

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

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Punchline

Because they don't have the guts!

Illustration for the vampire baseball dad joke

Why do vampires love baseball?

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Punchline

Because they turn into a bat every night!

Did You Know?

The term "dad joke" didn't really catch on in everyday language until the 2000s, even though dads have clearly been telling these things forever. Linguists have pointed out that dad jokes almost always follow the same structure: a straightforward setup followed by a pun that hijacks one word's meaning, which is exactly why they're so easy to see coming and somehow still land anyway.

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