Dad Jokes
Welcome to our Dad Jokes collection, where we celebrate those groan-worthy, brilliantly terrible jokes that fathers everywhere seem genetically programmed to deliver. These jokes aren't just for dads—they're for anyone who appreciates humor that is simultaneously clever and corny.
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The essence of a perfect dad joke lies in its combination of obviousness and unexpected wordplay, delivered with unwavering confidence despite (or because of) the guaranteed groans it will produce. There's something wonderfully unpretentious about dad humor—it doesn't try to be cool or edgy, just unabashedly, joyfully silly.
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"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
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"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh!"
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"I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off."
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