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I finally beat my fear of quicksand...

Turns out I just needed to sink some time into it.

😂

Instant Classic

Did You Know?

"Sink time" plays on "invest time," since quicksand literally sinks you the more you struggle. Real quicksand is actually denser than water, so humans float more easily in it than movies suggest — the real danger is panic, not sinking straight under!