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What's a couch potato's dream job title?

Chief Binge-Watching Officer.

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Instant Classic

Did You Know?

The joke pokes fun at corporate job titles by pairing the fancy 'Chief... Officer' format with the least productive activity imaginable. The term 'couch potato' dates back to the 1970s, and streaming services have since made binge-watching a genuinely trackable habit—Netflix even studied the phenomenon extensively!