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Traffic Light Modesty

A cartoon traffic light with blushing cheeks covering its lights with its hands while a cartoon car politely looks away, set at a busy intersection with other vehicles waiting respectfully

What did the traffic light say to the car?

"Don't look, I'm changing!"

😂

Tee Time Humor

Did You Know?

The first electric traffic light was installed in Cleveland, Ohio in 1914 and only had red and green lights! The yellow caution light wasn't added until the 1920s. Modern traffic lights typically change every 60-120 seconds depending on traffic patterns and time of day.

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