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Why was the coach yelling at the vending machine?

He wanted his quarter back.

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A "quarter" is both a 25-cent coin and a football position, the quarterback, so the coach wants his quarter back! The U.S. quarter has had a reeded edge since 1796, and early vending machines date back to ancient Egypt, where they dispensed holy water.