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How does a dog stop a movie? This furry film-night pun has a clever twist that pet lovers and couch potatoes will both appreciate. Click to see the answer!

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A guy's bakery burned down, and his friend has a pretty hot take on what happened to the business. Click to get the punny punchline!

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Why was the tornado such a bad dancer? This whirling performer hit the dance floor with a very twisted problem you'll want to hear about!

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Tiny King Measurement

A cartoon tiny king sitting on an oversized throne with measuring tools nearby

What do you call a king that is 12 inches tall?

A terrible king, but a great ruler!

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Did You Know?

"Ruler" means both a monarch who rules and a measuring device! A 12-inch ruler is the standard length in the imperial system, also called a foot ruler. The word "ruler" for a measuring tool dates back to the late 1500s. Ancient Egyptians used cubit rods as early measuring rulers around 3000 BCE. Modern rulers became standardized in the 19th century. The metric ruler uses centimeters instead of inches, typically 30 cm long!