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Cartoon of cheerful mummies in headphones dancing inside a colorful pyramid chamber alongside ancient harps and lutes

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music!

😂

Vintage Wordplay

Did You Know?

The joke works because "wrap" sounds just like "rap," and mummies are about as wrapped up as you can get. Ancient Egyptian embalmers could use hundreds of yards of linen on a single mummy, and the full preservation process took around 70 days from start to finish. Music was a big part of Egyptian life, too, with harps, lutes, flutes, and a rattling instrument called the sistrum often played at festivals and religious ceremonies.