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The Punctual Pup

Cartoon illustration of a smart-looking dog wearing a wristwatch on its paw, sitting attentively in a living room with wall clocks, alarm clocks, and timepieces displayed on shelves, the dog pointing at a watch face with proud expression in cream, dark blue-gray, sage green, yellow, and bright red colors

What do you call a dog that can tell time?

A watch dog.

😂

Morning Chuckle

Did You Know?

Dogs have an incredible internal clock! They can tell time through routines and can sense when their owners are about to come home, often waiting by the door minutes before arrival.

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