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Sun College Skip

A cartoon sun shining brightly over a college campus

Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had a million degrees!

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Linguistic Brilliance

Did You Know?

"Degrees" means both academic achievements and temperature measurements! The sun's core reaches about 27 million degrees Fahrenheit, while its visible surface is around 10,000 degrees. The sun is so massive that it accounts for 99.86% of all mass in our solar system. It's been burning for about 4.6 billion years and has enough fuel to continue for another 5 billion years!