What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite.

Did You Know?

The joke works because "frostbite" is both a real medical condition from freezing temperatures AND sounds like what a frozen vampire would do — a frost-bite! Real frostbite occurs when skin and tissue freeze, typically affecting fingers, toes, nose, and ears. Interestingly, vampire bats (the only mammals that feed entirely on blood) live in warm climates like Central and South America, so they'd never encounter actual frostbite conditions.