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What did one plate say to the other?

“Lunch is on me.”

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Barbecue Banter

Did You Know?

"Lunch is on me" plays on the phrase meaning someone else pays, but here it literally means food is sitting on the plate. Fun fact: ceramic plates date back over 9,000 years, and the average American household owns about 12 dinner plates.