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Pirate Jewelry Expenses

A humorous cartoon illustration of a proud pirate with an eye patch and tricorn hat admiring his new gold hoop earrings in a mirror on his ship, with treasure chests and nautical elements around

How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer!

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Did You Know?

Pirates wore earrings for practical reasons! The gold was valuable enough to pay for a proper burial if they died at sea. Some sailors also believed that piercing their ears improved their eyesight, which was crucial for spotting distant ships!

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