Why don't pirates shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
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Perfect Pun
Did You Know?
The phrase "wash up on shore" means to be carried by waves onto the beach, often used when describing shipwrecked people or objects. Walking the plank was a form of punishment where pirates were forced to walk off the ship into the ocean. This pun cleverly combines both meanings of "washing up" - cleaning yourself and ending up on shore!