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Why didn't the pencil trust its own thoughts?

They were sketchy at best.

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"Sketchy" plays double duty here — meaning both untrustworthy and literally drawn in pencil sketches. Modern pencils use graphite, not lead, a mix-up dating back to 1500s England when miners thought the mineral was a form of lead ore.