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Outstanding Location Revealed

A proud cartoon character standing confidently outside with arms spread wide

Did you hear where I'm going to be standing?

Outside! If anyone asks, tell them I'm outstanding!

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Short & Sweet

Did You Know?

The word "outstanding" originally meant "standing out" or "projecting" in a literal, physical sense. Over time, it evolved to mean "exceptionally good" or "prominent." The phrase dates back to the 1610s and has been used in both senses ever since!

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