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Nutty Diet Plan

A humorous cartoon illustration of a person looking skeptically at an enormous pile of almonds on their dinner plate, with a concerned expression realizing the absurdity of an all-almond diet

I was going to try an all almond diet...

But that's just nuts!

😂

Short & Sweet

Did You Know?

Almonds are incredibly nutritious, packed with vitamin E, healthy fats, fiber, and protein! However, they're also calorie-dense at about 160 calories per ounce. Despite being called "nuts," almonds are technically seeds from the fruit of the almond tree!