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Nut Money Aversion

A cartoon cashew nut pushing away a pile of money

What kind of nut doesn't like money?

Cash ew!

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Word Nerd Approved

Did You Know?

"Cashew" sounds like "cash" and "ew" (disgust)! Cashews aren't actually true nuts—they're seeds that grow on the outside of the cashew apple fruit. The cashew shell contains toxic oils, so cashews must be carefully processed before eating. Native to Brazil, cashews are now grown in tropical climates worldwide and are valued for their creamy texture and rich flavor!

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