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Musical Diagnosis

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When I told my doctor I couldn't stop singing 'What's New Pussycat?'

he said I have Tom Jones Syndrome. Apparently, it's not unusual.

😂

Musical Maladies

Did You Know?

"What's New Pussycat?" and "It's Not Unusual" were both huge hits for Welsh singer Tom Jones in the 1960s. "It's Not Unusual" was originally written for Sandie Shaw, but she turned it down after hearing Jones' demo!

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