Puns

Leather Sneeze Sound

A cartoon shoe appearing to sneeze with achoo symbols around it

What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather?

A shoe!

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Vintage Wordplay

Did You Know?

"Achoo" is the sound of a sneeze, which sounds like "a shoe"! Sneezes can travel up to 100 mph and spray droplets up to 30 feet away. The oldest known leather shoe is 5,500 years old and was found in an Armenian cave. Leather has been used for footwear for thousands of years because of its durability and flexibility!

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