What do you call a kiwi that's great at therapy?

A real layer-peeler.

Did You Know?

The joke works because therapists help people "peel back layers" of emotion and experience, and kiwi fruit literally has a fuzzy peel you remove to reveal layers inside! Kiwis are actually native to China and were originally called "Chinese gooseberries" until New Zealand growers renamed them after their national bird in the 1950s. Despite their small size, one kiwi contains more vitamin C than an orange!