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Why did the gardener quit landscaping to write screenplays?

He'd always had a knack for plots.

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Did You Know?

"Plots" works double duty here — it means both garden beds where plants grow AND the storylines in movies and screenplays! Many successful screenwriters actually worked in completely unrelated fields before breaking into Hollywood. Screenwriting legend William Goldman was a novelist first, while Diablo Cody was famously a stripper before winning an Oscar for "Juno."