One Liners

Friday Before Thursday

A cartoon dictionary opened to show Friday listed before Thursday alphabetically

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary!

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Did You Know?

The first English dictionary was published by Robert Cawdrey in 1604 and contained only 2,500 words! The Oxford English Dictionary is the largest, with over 600,000 words. The word "Friday" comes from Old English "Frigedæg," meaning "day of Frigg" (a Norse goddess), while "Thursday" means "Thor's day" after the Norse god of thunder!

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