Dad Jokes

Elevator Talk Gets Real

What did one elevator say to the other?

"I think I'm coming down with something."

😂

Crowd Pleaser

The first passenger elevator was installed in New York City in 1857, and modern elevators can travel up to 40 miles per hour!

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Making a baby snake cry requires removing a specific toy! This reptile dad joke rattles with perfect baby wordplay. Click for the tearful solution!

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Lettuce heads visit a specific establishment for beverages! This vegetable pun tosses perfect bar wordplay together. Click for the leafy location!

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riminals who stole calendars received fitting punishments! This time-theft pun dates out perfect sentencing wordplay. Click for the temporal justice!

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Caterpillars dread a specific canine-named threat! This insect pun crawls through perfect dog wordplay. Click for the scary predator!

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When yo mama exits a museum, security systems activate! This ancient pun sets off perfect artifact alarm wordplay. Click for the vintage violation!