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Dogs Bars Banned

A cartoon dog sitting outside a bar looking disappointed

Why aren't dogs allowed in bars?

Because they can't control their licker!

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Did You Know?

"Licker" sounds like "liquor" while referencing dogs' tendency to lick! Dogs actually shouldn't consume alcohol - even small amounts are toxic and can cause vomiting, coordination problems, and respiratory failure. Dogs lick for many reasons including affection, taste, grooming, and communication. A dog's sense of taste is about one-sixth as powerful as humans', but they have more specialized taste buds. Some establishments do allow service dogs and have dog-friendly patios. Always check local health codes regarding animals in food establishments!