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Dog Movie Pause

Dog Movie Pause

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How does a dog stop a movie? This furry film-night pun has a clever twist that pet lovers and couch potatoes will both appreciate. Click to see the answer!

Streaming Service Indecision

Streaming Service Indecision

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Yo mama is so indecisive... even your favorite streaming platform has thrown in the towel. Click through for this Yo Mama Monday punchline!

Icicle Persistence Pun

Icicle Persistence Pun

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Why did the icicle never quit? This frosty character has a secret to its stick-to-it attitude, and the punchline is waiting for you on the page.

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Dog Market Warning

A cartoon dog looking at various market stalls with vendors

Where's the one market you should never take your dog to?

The flea market!

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Did You Know?

Flea markets sell secondhand goods, while fleas are parasites that plague dogs! The term "flea market" originated in Paris in the 1860s at the Marché aux Puces (literally "market of fleas"), where used goods supposedly carried fleas. Real fleas can jump up to 150 times their body length. A single flea can bite up to 400 times daily. Modern flea preventatives have made dog flea infestations much less common than in previous generations!