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Dinosaur Dental Professional

A cartoon dinosaur dentist holding dental floss and cleaning teeth

What's a dinosaur that takes care of teeth?

A Flossiraptor!

😂

Linguistic Brilliance

Did You Know?

Velociraptors were real dinosaurs that lived about 75 million years ago! Dental floss as we know it was invented in 1815 by a New Orleans dentist. Some dinosaurs had up to 500 teeth that would constantly be replaced throughout their lives. The combination of "floss" and "raptor" creates this perfect prehistoric dental pun!

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