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Cow Advice Column

A cartoon cow wearing glasses giving advice like a counselor with a notepad

What do you call advice from a cow?

Beef Tips!

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Vintage Wordplay

Did You Know?

Beef tips are small pieces of beef used in cooking! Cows have an excellent sense of smell and can detect scents up to six miles away. They also have best friends and become stressed when separated! A single cow produces about 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime. Cows can sleep standing up but dream only when lying down!

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