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Clock's Library Disruption

Cartoon illustration of a loud ticking grandfather clock being escorted out of a quiet library by stern librarian, other patrons reading with annoyed expressions, bookshelves filled with books, shushing signs on walls, traditional library interior in cream, dark blue-gray, sage green, yellow, and bright red colors

Why did the clock get kicked out of the library?

It tocked too much.

😂

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Did You Know?

The word "o'clock" is actually a contraction of "of the clock," which people started using in the 1700s to distinguish clock time from sundial time. Before mechanical clocks, people told time by the sun's position!

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