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Childproofing House Failure

A cartoon home with various safety locks and children playing inside

I spent a lot of time, money and effort childproofing my house...

but the kids still get in!

😂

Snappy Comeback

Did You Know?

Childproofing prevents kids from accessing dangerous items, not from entering the house! Common childproofing measures include outlet covers, cabinet locks, safety gates, and corner guards. According to the CDC, unintentional injuries are the leading cause of death for children ages 1-4. Most childproofing is necessary until kids reach about age 4-5 and understand safety rules. The childproofing industry is worth over $1 billion annually. Parents should regularly reassess childproofing as kids grow and develop new skills!