Dad Jokes

Broken Pencil Movie

A cartoon broken pencil lying on a movie theater seat with a movie screen in the background

What do you call a movie about a broken pencil?

Pointless!

😂

Tee Time Humor

Did You Know?

Pencils have been around since the 1500s, when graphite was first discovered in England. The modern pencil with an eraser attached was invented in 1858 by Hymen Lipman. A single pencil can draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 45,000 words!

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