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Bar Walking Duck

Two cartoon men at a bar entrance - one hits his head, the other ducks

Two men walk into a bar...

The other one ducks!

😂

Dad Joke Classic

Did You Know?

"Walk into a bar" is a classic joke setup, but here "bar" means a physical metal bar! "Duck" means to lower your head to avoid hitting something. This joke subverts the typical "walks into a bar" format which usually involves an animal or person entering a tavern. The oldest recorded "walks into a bar" joke dates back to ancient Sumeria around 1900 BC!

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