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Antarctic Night Fishing

A humorous cartoon illustration of penguins fishing at night under a starry sky, with one penguin proudly holding up a glowing starfish while other penguins look on admiringly from an icy shore

What kind of fish do penguins catch at night?

Star fish!

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Did You Know?

Penguins are incredible divers who can hold their breath for up to 20 minutes and dive as deep as 1,800 feet! Emperor penguins hunt almost exclusively at night, using their excellent underwater vision to catch fish, squid, and krill in the dark Antarctic waters.

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