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Ancient Mama Bible

A cartoon elderly woman holding an ancient Bible with a signature inside

Yo mama is so old...

She has an autographed Bible!

😂

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Did You Know?

Having an autographed Bible implies meeting the authors thousands of years ago! The Bible was written over approximately 1,500 years by around 40 different authors. The oldest complete Bible manuscript is the Codex Sinaiticus from around 350 CE. Over 5 billion Bibles have been printed, making it history's best-selling book!

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