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Ancient Mama Auction

A cartoon elderly woman at an auction with vintage items around

Yo mama is so old...

She went to an antique auction and they started bidding on her!

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Did You Know?

Antiques are items over 100 years old! The antique market is worth billions globally, with rare items selling for millions at auction. Sotheby's and Christie's are the world's largest auction houses, founded in 1744 and 1766 respectively. An item's value depends on rarity, condition, provenance, and demand. The most expensive antique ever sold was Leonardo da Vinci's "Salvator Mundi" painting at $450 million in 2017. Antique roadshows help people discover valuable heirlooms they didn't know they owned!