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Why Don't Zombies Worry About Deadlines?

Because they're already dead inside!

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Did You Know?

"Dug his way to the top" plays on zombies literally digging out of graves and the corporate phrase for climbing the career ladder. Zombie fiction traces back to Haitian folklore, but George Romero's 1968 film "Night of the Living Dead" created the shambling, brain-craving zombie archetype pop culture still uses today.