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How does a cucumber become a pickle? This vinegary transformation joke has a punny twist that's hard to dill with!

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Why did the tuba join the school band? This brassy instrument had a room-filling reason for joining up!

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Snail Race Excuse

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Why don't snails ever win races? This Dad-urday classic slides in with a shell of an excuse for last place.

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Why Don't Zombies Worry About Deadlines?

Because they're already dead inside!

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Instant Classic

Did You Know?

"Dug his way to the top" plays on zombies literally digging out of graves and the corporate phrase for climbing the career ladder. Zombie fiction traces back to Haitian folklore, but George Romero's 1968 film "Night of the Living Dead" created the shambling, brain-craving zombie archetype pop culture still uses today.