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Yo Mama's Energy Efficiency

Cartoon illustration of an organized woman going through efficient morning routine, solar panels on house roof with faces watching and taking notes on clipboards, suburban home with eco-friendly features, sunrise scene with birds in cream, dark blue-gray, sage green, yellow, and bright red colors

Yo mama so energy efficient...

Solar panels study her morning routine.

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Did You Know?

Modern solar panels can convert about 20% of sunlight into electricity, and they're getting more efficient every year! A typical residential solar installation can reduce a home's carbon footprint by 3-4 tons of CO2 annually - equivalent to planting over 100 trees.

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