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Yo mama so punctual...

Big Ben sets its time by her daily routine.

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The joke works by exaggerating punctuality to an absurd, world-famous level—implying she's more reliable than one of the world's most iconic clocks. Big Ben's Elizabeth Tower clock is famous for its accuracy, historically checked using old penny coins on the pendulum to adjust timing by fractions of a second.