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Why did the woodpecker get employee of the month?

It really knocked its work out of the park.

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Backyard Classic

Did You Know?

Woodpeckers "knock" by pecking, and "knocked it out of the park" means doing an excellent job! Woodpeckers can peck up to 20 times per second, delivering about 12,000 strikes per day. Their skulls have special shock-absorbing tissue that protects their brains from all that repetitive impact—nature's built-in hard hat!