One Liners

Wisdom Reaches Epic Levels

A cartoon mama character with glasses and a wise expression sitting at a desk, with anthropomorphic fortune cookies lined up asking for advice while taking notes, in a cozy study filled with books

Yo mama so wise...

Fortune cookies come to her for advice.

😂

Lightning Round

Did You Know?

Fortune cookies aren't actually Chinese - they were invented in California in the early 1900s! The cookies contain over 15,000 different fortunes, and about 3 billion fortune cookies are consumed worldwide each year. The messages inside are written by a small team of fortune writers.

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