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Vegetable Racing Victory

A humorous cartoon illustration of a triumphant head of lettuce with arms and legs crossing the finish line first in a race, while other vegetables trail behind looking exhausted

Why did the lettuce win the race?

Because it was ahead!

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Did You Know?

Lettuce is 95% water, making it one of the most hydrating vegetables! There are over 100 varieties of lettuce grown worldwide. Ancient Egyptians cultivated lettuce as early as 2680 BC, initially growing it for its oil-rich seeds rather than its leaves!

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