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Just when you think vegetables don't have phones...

Onion rings

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Did You Know?

Onions make us cry because when cut, they release sulfuric compounds that react with the moisture in our eyes to form sulfuric acid. To minimize tears, chill onions before slicing or cut them under running water to wash away the irritating chemicals.