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Why did the vampire quit his job at the mirror shop?

It reflected badly on him.

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Did You Know?

The joke plays on "reflected badly on him" — a phrase meaning something damaged his reputation, but also literally true since vampires cast no reflection in mirrors! According to folklore, vampires have no mirror reflection because mirrors were backed with silver, a pure metal that repels evil. Modern mirrors use aluminum, so technically today's vampires might finally see themselves!