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Cartoon of a friendly vampire writing a letter with a quill pen at a castle desk while a little bat waits holding an envelope

How does a vampire start a letter?

"Tomb it may concern..."

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Did You Know?

The joke swaps "to whom" for "tomb," giving the classic formal letter opener "To whom it may concern" a perfectly spooky makeover. Letters are actually a huge part of vampire history: Bram Stoker's 1897 novel Dracula is told almost entirely through letters, diary entries, and newspaper clippings. Stoker's early notes even show he originally planned to call his famous villain Count Wampyr before settling on the name we all know today.