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How do you know why a vampire loves baseball?

Because he turns into a bat every night

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Did You Know?

The joke works because vampires literally transform into bats — and a bat is also baseball equipment! Baseball bats were originally made from hickory wood, but since the 1990s, maple has become the preferred choice among professional players. The longest home run ever hit was 575 feet by Babe Ruth in 1921!