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Unwritten Rules List

A cartoon person pointing at a blank list on a chalkboard

These are the 3 unwritten rules of life...

1) 2) 3)

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The joke is that unwritten rules aren't written down - so the list is literally blank! Unwritten rules are social norms and customs that everyone knows but aren't formally documented. This type of humor is called a meta-joke or self-referential humor. Many professions have unwritten rules about behavior and etiquette that new members must learn through observation rather than instruction!

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