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Unfinished Business

A humorous cartoon illustration of a construction worker wearing a hard hat and tool belt, standing next to an unfinished building with scaffolding, construction equipment, and work-in-progress signs everywhere

I would tell you a construction joke but...

I'm still working on it!

😂

Instant Classic

Did You Know?

The Empire State Building was constructed in just 410 days! That's incredibly fast for such a massive project - the construction crew worked so efficiently that they completed 14 floors in just 10 days during peak construction periods.