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Tuxedo Store Dismissal

A cartoon tuxedo store owner shrugging with racks of formal suits behind him

What did the tuxedo store owner say when I asked him to leave me alone?

Fine, suit yourself!

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Linguistic Brilliance

Did You Know?

The phrase "suit yourself" means "do as you please." A tuxedo is a formal suit typically worn to black-tie events! The tuxedo originated in Tuxedo Park, New York in 1886. The modern tuxedo usually features a satin or grosgrain lapel and a matching stripe on the pants. James Bond made the tuxedo an icon of sophisticated style!

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