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How does a dog stop a movie? This furry film-night pun has a clever twist that pet lovers and couch potatoes will both appreciate. Click to see the answer!

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Bakery Fire Business

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A guy's bakery burned down, and his friend has a pretty hot take on what happened to the business. Click to get the punny punchline!

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Why was the tornado such a bad dancer? This whirling performer hit the dance floor with a very twisted problem you'll want to hear about!

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Tuxedo Store Dismissal

A cartoon tuxedo store owner shrugging with racks of formal suits behind him

What did the tuxedo store owner say when I asked him to leave me alone?

Fine, suit yourself!

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Linguistic Brilliance

Did You Know?

The phrase "suit yourself" means "do as you please." A tuxedo is a formal suit typically worn to black-tie events! The tuxedo originated in Tuxedo Park, New York in 1886. The modern tuxedo usually features a satin or grosgrain lapel and a matching stripe on the pants. James Bond made the tuxedo an icon of sophisticated style!