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Why did the trumpet player get promoted at the office? 🎺

He always knew how to toot his own horn appropriately.

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"Toot your own horn" means bragging about yourself, and the joke twists it into literal trumpet-playing at work. Trumpets are among the oldest instruments; ancient Egyptians blew metal trumpets over 3,000 years ago, including ones found in Tutankhamun's tomb.

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